Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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