OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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