The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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