How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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