i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
This toilet bowl is my home.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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