The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I need to wash the frat house off of me
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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