Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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