some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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