Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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