Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
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