And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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