i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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