i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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