chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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