i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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