Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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