She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
this hospital has no fireball
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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