So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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