I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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