I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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