Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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