he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Randomize
