The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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