What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
