i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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