Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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