once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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