I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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