dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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