On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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