how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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