No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
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