There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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