Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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