I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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