yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
she peed on how many people?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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