I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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