I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
you never un-have a 4some
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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