He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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