im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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