Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I won't apologize to a one balled man
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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