it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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