great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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