Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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