So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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