so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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