I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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