There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Is it penis luge time yet?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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