he wants to bone in the snuggie
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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