I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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