Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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