You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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