i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
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