You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
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