If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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